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Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic "he's so hot right now" Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. Its a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.

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Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander
Owen Wilson as Hansel
Christine Taylor as Matilda Jeffries
Will Ferrell as Mugatu
Milla Jovovich as Katinka
Jerry Stiller as Maury Ballstein
David Duchovny as J.P. Prewitt
Jon Voight as Larry Zoolander
Judah Friedlander as Scrappy Zoolander
Nathan Lee Graham as Todd
Alexandre Manning as Brint
Asio Highsmith as Rufus
Alexander Skarsgård as Meekus
Donald Trump as Himself
Christian Slater as Himself
Tom Ford as Tom Ford
Cuba Gooding Jr. as Himself
Steve Kmetko as Himself
Tommy Hilfiger as Himself
Natalie Portman as Herself
Lenny Kravitz as Himself
Gwen Stefani as Herself
Heidi Klum as Herself
Mark Ronson as Himself
Paris Hilton as Herself
David Bowie as Himself
Tyson Beckford as Himself
Fred Durst as Himself
Lance Bass as Himself
Lil' Kim as Herself
Garry Shandling as Himself
Stephen Dorff as Himself
Sandra Bernhard as Herself
Claudia Schiffer as Herself
Veronica Webb as Herself
Lukas Haas as Himself
Carmen Kass as Herself
Frankie Rayder as Herself
Matt Levin as Archie
Justin Theroux as Evil DJ
Andy Dick as Olga the Masseuse
Woodrow Asai as Prime Minister of Malaysia
Andrew Wilson as Hansel's Corner Guy
Vikram Chatwal as Hansel's Posse
Kashana as Hansel's Posse
Jonah Luber as Hansel's Posse
Michael McAlpin as Hansel's Posse
Ève Salvail as Hansel's Posse
Shavo Odadjian as Hansel's Posse
Eliot Johnson as Hansel's Posse
Richard Gladys as Hansel's Posse
Amy Stiller as Hansel's Posse
John Vargas as Italian Designer
Jennifer Coolidge as American Designer
Tony Kanal as French Designer
Endre Hules as German Designer
Nora Dunn as British Designer
Ric Pipino as Derek's Interview Hairstylist
Jerry Stahl as VH1 Reporter
Jennifer McComb as Mugatu Model
Johann Urb as Mugatu Bodyguard
Luc Commeret as Mugatu Bodyguard
Herb Lieberz as Time Magazine Reader
Zoya as Night Club Door Person
Colin McNish as Night Club Security
Darren Copeland as Night Club Security
Richard Stanley as Night Club Bouncer / Biff
Shabazz Richardson as Night Club Bouncer / Maurice
Rohan Quine as Night Club Bouncer
Svetlana as Billy Zane's Date
Eric Winzenreid as Rico
Charles Brame as Abraham Lincoln
James Marsden as John Wilkes Booth
Rudy Segura as JFK Assassin
Randall Slavin as JFK Assassin
Patton Oswalt as Monkey Photographer
Irina Pantaeva as Irina
Stan Chu as Sherpa
Kum Ming Ho as Climber
Theo Kogan as Cool Tattoo Girl
Lam Bor as Dalai Lama Guy
Angel 11:11 as Funky Loft Guest
Luther Creek as Funky Loft Guest
Dechen Thurman as Funky Loft Guest
Kenny Max as Funky Loft Guest
Kina as Ennui
David Pressman as Maori Tribesman
Godfrey as Janitor Derek
Taj Crown as Janitor Hansel
Richie Rich as Derelicte Doorman
King as Derelicte Bouncer
Frederic Fekkai as Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist
Kevyn Aucoin as Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist
Boris Kachscovsky as Zoolander Center Student
Mitch Winston as Infomercial Director
Mason Webb as Derek, Jr.
Alexa Nikolas as Story Hour Girl
Victoria Beckham as Herself (uncredited)
Gavin Rossdale as Himself (uncredited)
Winona Ryder as Herself (uncredited)
Vince Vaughn as Luke Zoolander (uncredited)
Billy Zane as Himself (uncredited)
Fabio as Himself
Klara Landrat as Model
Jeanne McCarthy Casting
John Davis Storyboard
Scott Rudin Producer
Celia D. Costas Unit Production Manager
Celia D. Costas Co-Producer
David C. Robinson Costume Design
David Arnold Original Music Composer
Monica Levinson Associate Producer
Ben Stiller Screenplay
Ben Stiller Director
Ben Stiller Producer
Ben Stiller Characters
Amy Sayres Assistant Director
David D. Johnson Visual Effects Supervisor
Juel Bestrop Casting
Greg Hayden Editor
David Kirschner Sound Mixer
John Hartigan Special Effects Coordinator
John Hamburg Screenplay
Stephen Alesch Art Direction
Stuart Cornfeld Producer
Alan D'Angerio Hair Designer
Randall Poster Music Supervisor
Kathleen Chopin Casting
Barry Peterson Director of Photography
Nicholas Dodd Orchestrator
Drake Sather Screenplay
Drake Sather Characters
Joel Gallen Executive Producer
Adam Schroeder Executive Producer
Lauren Zalaznick Executive Producer
Blythe Cappello Casting Associate
Robin Standefer Production Design
Richard Boris Greensman
Danny Michael Production Sound Mixer
Brad Martin Stunt Coordinator
Kate Biscoe Makeup Artist
Jonathan Karp Music Editor
François Duhamel Still Photographer
George Drakoulias Music Supervisor
LeJon Stand In
Frank L. Fleming Assistant Costume Designer
Robert Grieve Supervising Sound Editor
Don Lee Digital Compositors
Melody Bishop Art Department Coordinator
Clayton J. Barber Stunts
Eva Z. Cabrera Script Supervisor
Kyung W. Chang Assistant Art Director
David Norris Helicopter Camera
Yann Delpuech Sound Editor
Frank Smathers Dialogue Editor
Joel Holland Video Assist Operator
Naomi Donne Makeup Designer
Thom 'Coach' Ehle Dolby Consultant
Bill Meadows Sound Recordist
Dan Kneece Steadicam Operator
Fortunato Frattasio Sequence Supervisor
Jerry Jaffe Location Manager
Walter Garcia Visual Effects Coordinator
Patrick Capone Camera Operator
Catherine Childers Hairstylist
Joanna Brett Costume Supervisor
Clyde W. Smith Additional Photography
Randy Kerber Additional Music
Fred Merusi Construction Coordinator
Carole Cowley Visual Effects Producer
Gerard Sava Additional Camera
Eric Myers Unit Publicist
Dennis McNeill Color Timer
Mitch Goldstrom Systems Administrators & Support
Wayne Petrucelli Security
Lizz Grant Production Coordinator
Donna Hamilton Set Decoration
Guy Efrat Location Scout
Aric Lasher Set Designer
Sam DiMaggio First Assistant Camera
Joseph La Corte Set Costumer
Wayne Brackett Set Dressing Artist
Jessica Marshall Wigmaker
Scott Gertsen Carpenter
Joey McKneely Choreographer
Kendra Levenberg Craft Service
Caesar S. Carnevale Loader
Peter S. Clarke Property Master
Jim Dolson Scenic Artist
Maureen Beitler Set Medic
Guy Merrick Transportation Co-Captain
Michael Merrick Transportation Coordinator
Kelly Connors Electrician
Robert Anderson Rigging Grip
Maggie Kusik Production Accountant
Perry Dodgson Boom Operator
Dan Blazi First Assistant Sound Editor
Harold Burke Foley
Christopher Emerson Sound Effects Editor