John Patrick Jordan
John Patrick Jordan is an American actor primarily known for his roles in the Evil Bong franchise and American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
as StiflerTen years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible...
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Mank
as Best Original Screenplay Announcer1930s Hollywood is reevaluated through the eyes of scathing social critic and alcoholic...
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The Wailer
as AndrewOn their way to Mexico, six students are stranded in a small town where years before a tragedy...
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Evil Bong 420
as LarnellRabbit has escaped the Evil Bong’s World of Weed, and has opened a topless bowling alley. When...
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Dog Eat Dog
as Officer JackCarved from a lifetime of experience that runs the gamut from incarceration to liberation, Dog...
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Evil Bong
as LarnellStraight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users, who order...
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The Warrant: Breaker's Law
as Rufus McGillicuddyA warrant brings Marshal John Breaker and Deputy Bugle Bearclaw, cross-country to deliver a...
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Evil Bong 2: King Bong
as LarnellLarnell and Luanne travel to South America in search of an antidote to the deranged effects...
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Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong
as LarnellSerial killing cookie, Gingerdead Man, tracks down the lone survivor of his murderous rampage,...
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Butcher's Bake Off: Hell's Kitchen
as (archive footage) (uncredited)Follow The Gore Collector as his arcane adventures into splatter cinema and through the seventh...
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Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong
as LarnellWhen an evil alien bong crashes on Earth, Luann, Larnell and their other pals soon discover its...
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Killjoy's Psycho Circus
as LarnellKilljoy, the demon of vengeance, trickster god and killer clown has finally made it to Earth!...
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A Christmas Switch
as Alex SamsonChristmas works its magic in this body-switching holiday tale about two very different moms who...
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Flashout
as MatthewThree young women from a parallel universe play a blind date reality game that culminates in the...
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Evil Bong 888: Infinity High
as LarnellWhen he's finally given a chance to go legit by opening a restaurant, Rabbit can't stop himself...
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Porky's: Pimpin' Pee Wee
as TommyThree college buddies search for sex in the summer holidays and end up starting a successful...
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Dr. Moreau's House of Pain
as Eric CarsonIn a big mansion, a scientist has been experimenting with humans and animals, mixing their DNA...
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Evil Bong: High-5!
as LarnellWith Larnell, Sarah Leigh, Rabbit, Velicity and a lobotomized Gingerdead Man trapped in her...
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Lucy in the Sky with Diamond
as JohnLou Diamond Phillips plays a hyperbolized version of himself known as the elusive and mysterious...
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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
as Tom NolanIn the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In...
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Scorpion
as SalesmanBased on a true story, Scorpion is a high-octane drama about eccentric genius Walter O’Brien and...
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Mad Men
as EugeneSet in 1960-1970 New York, this sexy, stylized and provocative drama follows the lives of the...
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The Morning Show
as TomA behind-the-scenes look at the lives of the people who help America wake up in the morning,...
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NCIS: Hawai'i
as Brock OvertonJane Tennant, the first female Special Agent in Charge of NCIS Pearl Harbor, and her unwavering...
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Them
as Earl DentonA limited anthology series that explores terror in America.
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Rush Hour
as AustinThe series follows Detective Carter, a radical LAPD detective, and Detective Lee, a by-the-book...
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Young & Hungry
as ConradTwo worlds collide when Josh, a wealthy young tech entrepreneur, meets Gabi, a feisty young food...
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Wolf Pack
as Officer Trent MillerWhen a raging wildfire releases a supernatural creature, four young adults find themselves drawn...
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Alex, Inc.
as HarleyA brilliant radio journalist, husband, and father of two is about to do something crazy — quit...
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