Melvyn Hayes
Melvyn Hayes is an English actor, now best known for playing the effeminate Gunner "Gloria" Beaumont in the 1970s BBC sitcom It Ain't Half Hot Mum. He has had a long and wide ranging career in movies and television, appearing in over 30 films and dozens of television programmes.

Santa Claus: The Movie
as GooberIn ancient times, a man named Claus, who delivers toys in his small village, fulfils his destiny...
Movie pageThe Curse of Frankenstein
as VictorBaron Victor Frankenstein has discovered life's secret and unleashed a blood-curdling chain of...
Movie pageThe Flesh and the Fiends
as Daft JamieEdinburgh surgeon Dr. Robert Knox requires cadavers for his research into the functioning of the...
Movie pageA Christmas Carol
as Bob Cratchit (voice)Miser Ebenezer Scrooge is awakened on Christmas Eve by spirits who reveal to him his own...
Movie pageA Walk with Love and Death
as First EntertainerDuring France’s Hundred Years’ War, a Parisian student seeks refuge by the sea and falls in love...
Movie pageThe Blue Lamp
as Blond Urchin (Uncredited)P.C. George Dixon is a long-serving traditional copper who is due to retire shortly. He takes a...
Movie pageSummer Holiday
as Cryil1960s musical showcasing Cliff Richard. Four bus mechanics working for London Transport strike...
Movie pageViolent Playground
as Kid in Johnnie's Gang (uncredited)A Liverpool juvenile liaison officer struggles with a young and dangerous pyromaniac.
Movie pageCarry On England
as Gunner ShorthouseCaptain S. Melly takes over as the new Commanding Officer at an experimental mixed sex air...
Movie pageThe Young Ones
as JimmyNicky and his friends find that their youth club is in danger of being flattened to make way for...
Movie pageKing of the Wind
as TwickerIn 1727, an Arab colt is born with the signs of the wheat ear and the white spot on his heel:...
Movie pageWoman in a Dressing Gown
as NewsboyA married, middle-aged woman is shocked to discover that her husband, who she thought was...
Movie pageOperation Amsterdam
as WillemWhen Germany invades Holland in 1940, a British intelligence officer and two Dutch diamond...
Movie pageMan About the House
as NigelAn unscrupulous property developer wants to flatten the street to make way for new buildings....
Movie pageThe Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins
as Porter (segment "Sloth")The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins is a 1971 British comedy film directed and produced by Graham...
Movie pageThe Man Who Loved Redheads
as SidneyFramed in flashback, The Man Who Loved Redheads is an anecdotal comedy about a man (John Justin)...
Movie pageCrooks in Cloisters
as WillyHaving pulled off the smallest ever train robbery, Little Walter and his crew decide to get out...
Movie pageLove Thy Neighbour
as TerryTwo men who are nextdoor neighbors constantly battle it out over seemingly trivial offenses....
Movie pageWhat's Up Superdoc!
as Waiter / PietroA doctor fathers 837 brilliant sons through an artificial insemination program, and every woman...
Movie pageNo Trees in the Street
as TommyBased on the play by Ted Willis, the film is set in the years just before World War II, when...
Movie pageThe Zany Adventures of Robin Hood
as Father LutherThe evil brother of Richard the Lionheart is holding the king for ransom, and only Robin Hood...
Movie pageWonderful Life
as JerryCliff Richard and The Shadows are hired to star in a movie shot amid the lush tropical scenery...
Movie pageFace the Music
as Hotel BellhopA famed trumpet player is suspected of murdering a blues singer. Using only two minor clues, he...
Movie pageBottoms Up!
as Cecil BiggsAn incompetent boarding school headmaster, Professor Jim Edwards, devises a bizarre plot to...
Movie pageThe Good Companions
as Telegraph BoyThe story revolves around the Dinky Doos, a provincial musical troupe living from hand to mouth.
Movie pageDoctor Who: Shada
as Wilkin (voice)Where the Fourth Doctor left off, the Eighth Doctor comes to finish the job. With Romana and K9...
Movie pageFun at St. Fanny's
as Heckling Boy at Concert (uncredited)Gormless 25 year-old Cardew, wealthy beneficiary of the Robinson Will, should have left St....
Movie pageAdventure in the Hopfields
as Ned ReillyA little girl accidentally breaks her mother's favourite ornament and goes hop-picking to...
Movie pageJack and the Beanstalk
as AmbroseIn this spell-binding story brave Jack climbs the Beanstalk to the magical world of Beanland. He...
Movie pageThe Silent Invasion
as JeanDuring WWII, a German garrison is stationed in the small French town of Mereux. French local...
Movie pageT.I.M: This Is Me
as MyrtleIn a world of Love, Lies, and Prejudice; a "hard-faced" strip club owner Tim struggles to deal...
Movie pageThe Magnificent Six and ½: Peewee Had a Little Ape
as ClownToby tries on a dummy ape skin which is intended for the local jumble sale, and is mistaken for...
Movie pageThe Magnificent Six and ½: It's Not Cricket
as Silly WorkmanAn errant cricket ball causes mayhem as the gang try to recover it.
Movie pageThirty-Minute Theatre
as uncreditedThirty-Minute Theatre is an anthology drama series of short plays shown on BBC Television...
TV Show pageCountdown
as uncreditedThe clock is ticking as contestants compete in games of lexical dexterity and numerical agility.
TV Show pageShooting Stars
as SelfShooting Stars is a British television comedy panel game broadcast on BBC Two as a pilot in...
TV Show pageWould I Lie to You?
as SelfA comedic panel show featuring team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell plus two guests per...
TV Show pageLittle Dracula
as uncreditedLittle Dracula is a British series of children's books and an American animated television...
TV Show pageNot Going Out
as Ernest WalkerLee is a childish northerner who lives in a fancy penthouse apartment in London who goes through...
TV Show pageDrop the Dead Donkey
as Sir GordonDrop the Dead Donkey is a situation comedy that first aired on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom...
TV Show pageIt Ain't Half Hot Mum
as Bombardier 'Gloria' BeaumontThe comic adventures of a group of misfits who form an extremely bad concert party touring the...
TV Show pageThe Dreamstone
as Frizz (voice)The Dreamstone is a British animated television series that ran for 4 series of 13 episodes each...
TV Show pageThe Thin Blue Line
as D.S. Quentin CourvoisierThe Thin Blue Line is a British sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson set in a police station that ran...
TV Show pageSuperTed
as SkeletonSuperTed is a Welsh fictional anthropomorphic bear character created by Mike Young. Originally...
TV Show pageThe Human Jungle
as Bert MorganThe Human Jungle is a British TV series about a psychiatrist, made for ABC Television by the...
TV Show pageHere Come the Double Deckers
as AlbertHere Come the Double Deckers was a 17-part British children's TV series from 1970-71 revolving...
TV Show pageCarry On Laughing
as uncreditedA series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring...
TV Show pageSuper Gran
as P.C. DumplingAdapted from Forrest Wilson's books, the children's programme revolves around a grandmother with...
TV Show pageThe Further Adventures of SuperTed
as uncreditedThe Further Adventures of SuperTed is an American/Welsh animated television series produced by...
TV Show pageQuatermass II
as FrankieThe serial sees Professor Bernard Quatermass of the British Experimental Rocket Group being...
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