Rob Schneider
Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
as BellmanInstead of flying to Florida with his folks, Kevin ends up alone in New York, where he gets a...
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Grown Ups
as Rob HilliardAfter their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates...
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Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with...
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Little Man
as Dinosaur RexAfter leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to...
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Leo
as Principal (voice)Jaded 74-year-old lizard Leo has been stuck in the same Florida classroom for decades with his...
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Bedtime Stories
as Chief Running Mouth / PickpocketSkeeter Bronson is a down-on-his-luck guy who's always telling bedtime stories to his niece and...
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Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks...
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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan...
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A married workaholic, Michael Newman doesn't have time for his wife and children, not if he's to...
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The Longest Yard
as PunkyDisgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where...
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The Hot Chick
as JessicaNot only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But...
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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
as Deuce BigalowDeuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a...
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
as Asian MinisterFirefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core—which is why when...
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Around the World in 80 Days
as San Francisco HoboA bet pits a British inventor, a Chinese thief and a French artist on a worldwide adventure that...
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Big Stan
as Big StanA weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious...
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The Ridiculous 6
as RamonWhen his long-lost outlaw father returns, Tommy "White Knife" Stockburn goes on an...
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When Longfellow Deeds, a small-town pizzeria owner and poet, inherits $40 billion from his...
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A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as...
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Simon Phoenix, a violent criminal cryogenically frozen in 1996, escapes during a parole hearing...
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In a dystopian future, Dredd, the most famous judge (a cop with instant field judiciary powers)...
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After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his throne to any of his three sons, the two...
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Bobby Boucher is a water boy for a struggling college football team. The coach discovers...
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The Beverly Hillbillies
as Woodrow TylerJed Clampett and kin move from Arkansas to Beverly Hills when he becomes a billionaire, after an...
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Hubie Halloween
as Richie HartmanHubie Dubois, despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem, Massachusetts (and its legendary...
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The Benchwarmers
as GusA trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player...
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The Animal
as Marvin MangeWhen loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a...
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Down Periscope
as Lt. Marty PascalMaverick Navy Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a...
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Sandy Wexler
as FiruzWhen a hapless but dedicated talent manager signs his first client who actually has talent, his...
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Eight Crazy Nights
as Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)Davey Stone, a 33-year old party animal, finds himself in trouble with the law after his wild...
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Home Team
as JamieTwo years after a Super Bowl win when NFL head coach Sean Payton is suspended, he goes back to...
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The Wrong Missy
as KomanteA guy meets the woman of his dreams and invites her to his company's corporate retreat, but...
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The Adventures of Pinocchio
as VolpeOne of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has...
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Shark Bait
as Nerissa (voice)After losing everything, a young fish, Pi, goes to live with his family on the Reef. There he...
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Grandma's Boy
as YuriEven though he's 35, Alex acts more like he's 13, spending his days as the world's oldest video...
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You May Not Kiss the Bride
as ErnestoBryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced...
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Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
as SelfAdam Sandler takes his comical musical musings back out on the road, from comedy clubs to...
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Muppets from Space
as TV ProducerWhen Gonzo's breakfast cereal tells him that he's the descendant of aliens from another planet,...
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Necessary Roughness
as Chuck NeidermanWhen the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating...
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Knock Off
as Tommy HendricksA fashion designer and his CIA agent business partner must join forces to stop a group of...
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Norm of the North
as Norm (voice)Polar bear Norm and his three Arctic lemming buddies are forced out into the world once their...
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The Aristocrats
as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared...
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American Virgin
as Ed CurtzmanA Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex...
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Dino Time
as Dodger (voice)Young daredevil Ernie, his sister Julia, and his best friend Max accidentally trip a...
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Susan's Plan
as SteveSusan wants her reprehensible ex-husband dead and, in several bungled attempts by henchmen,...
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InAPPropriate Comedy
as J.D.A no-nonsense cop has a flair for fashion and a celebrity takes revenge on the paparazzi in a...
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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
as Self / Various CharactersClassic Saturday Night Live skits featuring the hilarious Phil Hartman.
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Wild Cherry
as Nathan McNicolA virginal high school senior decides to get revenge on her jock boyfriend when she discovers...
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Surf Ninjas
as IggyTwo Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China...
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The Outback
as Johnny (voice)Being teased for his color, Johnny the white koala joins a traveling carnival with Hamish, a...
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Jungle Shuffle
as Chuy (voice)In this turbulent jungle adventure an outcast coati male has to team up with a quirky spider...
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The Reef 2: High Tide
as Nerissa (voice)Trained in the skills of sea power, Pi the fish can fight a shark, sink a squid or batter any...
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Pups Alone
as Jose (voice)After receiving an exciting new job opportunity at a cutting edge Pet Invention company, Robert,...
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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
as Various (archive footage) (uncredited)He's gone-but he'll never be forgotten. The best of Chris Farley's wildly funny SNL performances...
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Frog Kingdom
as Additional Voices (voice)Princess Froglegs goes undercover to compete in her father's Froglympics in order to avoid being...
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Legend of the Sea
as uncreditedLegend of the Sea tells the story of a prince, Little Dragon, who loses a king’s treasure and...
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Daddy Daughter Trip
as Larry BubléA 2nd grader dreams of a fun-filled spring break vacation—but her family can’t afford it....
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Adam Sandler: Love You
as SelfAdam Sandler hits the stage for a thrillingly unpredictable comedy special featuring songs,...
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Best of Stand-up 2020
as SelfUnnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but...
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The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
as SelfThe Comedy Central Roasts are a series of celebrity roast specials which air on the Comedy...
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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
as Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)Before he was Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, The Waterboy, or Billy Madison, Adam Sandler was...
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Wings
as Dodo (voice)In the weeks leading up to the grand air show young Su-27 fighter by the name of Knight comes to...
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The Chosen One
as PaulPaul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has...
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Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
as Self / Various (archive footage)Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and Chris Farley put together this...
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Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
as Self - Host"Saturday Night Live" alum Rob Schneider brings his offbeat humor to the sexy SI annual Swimsuit...
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Martians Go Home
as Voyeur MartianSong writer Mark Devereaux accidentally calls millions of green Martians to invade Earth. No...
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Dead Wrong
as Ethan BoggsA narcissist concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that ignites a violent chain reaction and...
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Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
as Self/HostThis special provides a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the annual "Sports Illustrated"...
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American Crude
as BillQuite a bit can happen over the course of a single day in L.A., and when smooth-talking scam...
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The Adventures of Panda Warrior
as Patrick Panda / Jimmy Ginseng (voice)A peace-loving soldier from Ancient China is magically transported into a world ruled by an evil...
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OMG, I'm a Robot!
as Robo JosephA sensitive guy finds out he's... a robot.
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Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
as Himself"SNL" alum Rob Schneider takes to the stage (as himself) to examine the bizarre nature of fame,...
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Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
as Shelby (Voice)This isn't just a Christmas miracle... It's Christmas magic! In this heart-warming family tale,...
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Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
as HimselfRob Schneider has come off his sold-out comedy tour where he maneuvers his audience through the...
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Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
as uncreditedFormer "Saturday Night Live" star Rob Schneider returns to the stage and shares his take on...
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The One and Only Dick Gregory
as SelfThis revealing portrait of comedian, activist, pop-culture icon and thought leader Dick Gregory...
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Wings: Sky Force Heroes
as Fred (voice)When Ace, a cocky young firefighter, defies his orders and recklessly puts his team in jeopardy,...
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The Electric Piper
as Rinky-Dink-Dink (voice)Based on the classic tale of the Pied Piper, this Rock-Opera themed cartoon tells the tale of...
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Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
as HimselfMax Amini’s hour-long stand-up special
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Kings of Comedy USA
as Self (archive footage)This DVD features the instantly recognisable names and faces of the US Kings Of Comedy: Adam...
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Pups United
as Benny (voice)A ragtag gang of international talking-dog mascots must save the day and foil the plot of...
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The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
as uncreditedSaw the first 12? You ain't seen nothin' yet! Dennis Miller leads this parade of hot-'n'-heavy...
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Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
as SelfBuckle your seat belts and hang on for a rowdy ride with this stellar compilation of outstanding...
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2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
as narratorThe Giants won their sixth World Series championship by beating the Texas Rangers four games to...
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Back to Norm
as uncreditedTV pilot for a sketch comedy show starring Norm MacDonald
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Buddy
as Dude 1Two buddies, two dudes and two homies hang out on a train.
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The Daily Show
as SelfThe World's Fakest News Team tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and pop culture.
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Seinfeld
as Bob GrossbergA stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in...
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LIVE with Kelly and Mark
as uncreditedA morning talk show with A-list celebrity guests, top-notch performances and one-of-a-kind...
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Saturday Night Live
as Self - Various CharactersA late-night live television sketch comedy and variety show created by Lorne Michaels. The...
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Saturday Night Live
as Self - Cameo (uncredited)A late-night live television sketch comedy and variety show created by Lorne Michaels. The...
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Real Time with Bill Maher
as SelfEach week Bill Maher surrounds himself with a panel of guests which include politicians, actors,...
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The Masked Singer
as SelfCelebrities compete in a singing competition with one major twist: each singer is shrouded from...
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The Masked Singer
as HamsterCelebrities compete in a singing competition with one major twist: each singer is shrouded from...
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The View
as SelfABC Daytime's morning chatfest, currently featuring Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin,...
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American Idol
as SelfEach year, hopeful singers from all over the country audition to be part of one of the biggest...
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Jimmy Kimmel Live!
as uncreditedJimmy Kimmel Live! is an American late-night talk show, created and hosted by Jimmy Kimmel and...
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien
as Self - GuestLate Night with Conan O'Brien is an American late-night talk show hosted by Conan O'Brien that...
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
as SelfJay Leno hosts some of the biggest celebrities in the world.
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Coach
as Leonard KralemanHayden Fox, the curmudgeonly coach of Minnesota State University's Screaming Eagles football...
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Hot in Cleveland
as ChillThree fabulous, eccentric, LA best friends of a certain age have their lives changed forever...
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Lip Sync Battle
as SelfEach episode features two A-list celebrities like you've never seen them before - syncing their...
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Ally McBeal
as Ross FitzsimmonsAlly McBeal is a young lawyer working at the Boston law firm Cage and Fish. Ally's lives and...
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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
as SelfLate Night with Jimmy Fallon is an American late-night talk show airing weeknights at 12:35 am...
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On Air with Ryan Seacrest
as SelfOn Air with Ryan Seacrest is an American syndicated television talk show, which ran from January...
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The Paul O'Grady Show
as uncreditedThe Paul O'Grady Show is a British comedy chat show hosted by Birkenhead-born comedian Paul...
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Lights Out with David Spade
as The RichmeisterSpecializing in celebrities, entertainment and all things apolitical, comedy legend David Spade...
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Lights Out with David Spade
as Self - PanelistSpecializing in celebrities, entertainment and all things apolitical, comedy legend David Spade...
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227
as uncreditedA housewife sits on the stoop of her apartment building in a black neighborhood of Washington,...
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Primetime Glick
as uncreditedTalk-show parody featuring obese host Jiminy Glick, who usually knows nothing about his guests...
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Rove
as SelfRove, formerly Rove Live, was an Australian television variety show which premiered on the Nine...
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Men Behaving Badly
as Jamie ColemanMen Behaving Badly is an American sitcom that ran on NBC from 1996 to 1997. It is based on the...
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Chip Chilla
as Chum Chum (voice)Chip Chilla is a comedic, pre-school series celebrating the day to day lessons of Chip and his...
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The Rosie O'Donnell Show
as SelfThe Rosie O'Donnell Show was an American daytime television talk show hosted and produced by...
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Real Rob
as RobCenters around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.
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The Martin Short Show
as uncreditedA syndicated talk show hosted by actor Martin Short with announcer/sidekick Michael McGrath.
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¡Rob!
as RobRob is an American comedy television series that premiered on CBS on January 12, 2012, at 8:30...
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GQ Presents: Iconic Characters
as SelfOver the years, celebrities have been a part of many outstanding projects and have portrayed...
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The Dinosaur Hour
as uncreditedComedy legend John Cleese presents The Dinosaur Hour, a new discussion show for GB News. In this...
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Teen Choice Awards
as SelfThe Teen Choice Awards is a teen awards show presented annually by Fox. The first awards were...
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