Ted Newsom

Born: 1952-12-03


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Bikini Time Machine

as Watergate
Released: 2011-03-15

The bikini time machine sends people back in time, but it has the side effect of making them...

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Sleeping Beauties

as Mr. Logan
Released: 2017-07-27

Awakened from a curse after 400 years, Sleeping Beauty (Sarah Hunter) marvels at the wonders of...

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Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films

as Self - Filmmaker
Released: 2014-10-06

A documentary about the rise and fall of the Cannon Film Group, the legendary independent film...

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Strippers from Another World

as Prof. Finkleman
Released: 2013-08-20

When two nerdy college coeds, Erika Jordan and Krissy Lynn, wish upon a falling star they are...

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Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet

as Hobart
Released: 2006-01-01

When the ladies who inhabit the all-lesbian planet of Aquaterra need some top-grade male...

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The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad

as Tef
Released: 2012-03-03

Sexy secret agents go undercover (and under the covers) at an erotic magazine to catch a saboteur.

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Housewives from Another World

as Mr. Roberts
Released: 2010-05-06

Three beautiful housewives whose heavenly bodies get snatched by aliens attempt to prevent the...

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Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros

as Mr. Martin
Released: 2010-03-02

Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide,...

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Cyborg Hookers

as Dr. Isaacson
Released: 2016-01-24

A manipulative, dirty politician programs bikini-model robots to seduce his rivals for blackmail...

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Bikini Frankenstein

as Professor Van Sloane
Released: 2010-01-18

Convinced that the average male couldn't tell the difference between a living woman and a...

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Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold

as Guard #1
Released: 1995-06-02

Among the finalists for "Centerfold Of The Year" are Angel and her spiteful rival Betty....

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Twilight Vamps

as Detective Simpson
Released: 2010-12-19

A vampire nudie bar? Let's get the party started! Two guys get the lap dance of their lives as...

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Inner Sanctum

as Sergeant Levy
Released: 1991-09-25

A woman attempts suicide when she suspects her husband doesn't love her and is having an affair....

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Moon Maidens

as Mr. Roberts (archive footage)
Released: 2023-02-02

Take them to your leader. When sexy Moon Maidens invade the bodies of three earth women, they...

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Frankenspy

as Newton (archive footage)
Released: 2023-10-05

When a fellow operative who also happens to be a misunderstood genius revives her corpse and...

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It Was a Colossal Teenage Movie Machine: The AIP Story

as Himself
Released: 2015-12-01

Feature-length documentary about the early history of American International Pictures.

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Bonnie & Clyde: Justified

as Neal
Released: 2013-11-05

In Depression-era America, Bonnie Parker met Clyde Barrow over a cup of hot chocolate, and it...

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Sexy Warriors

as Morty
Released: 2014-04-22

When the Mystic Orb of Atos is disturbed by two warring Amazons they are magically transported...

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Screaming in High Heels: The Rise & Fall of the Scream Queen Era

as Himself
Released: 2011-05-05

Three girls living in Los Angeles, CA in the 1980s found cult fame when they "accidentally"...

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Sapphire Girls

as Irish Priest
Released: 2003-10-14

Once, Ruby, Crystal and Jade were on top of the world. Now they're desperate for a comeback....

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Sorority Sisters from Space

as Prof. Finkleman (archive footage)
Released: 2023-03-02

Two average and nerdy college coeds looking for work leave a strip club and are 'beamed-up' to a...

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The 9th Wonder of the World: The Making of 'Gorgo'

as Self
Released: 2013-03-19

Retrospective documentary on the making of Gorgo (1961).

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Kiss of a Rose

as Logan (archive footage)
Released: 2023-04-02

After 300 years, a beauty is woken from a magical curse and marvels at the wonders of the new...

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The Naked Monster

as Hospital Orderly
Released: 2005-04-22

Using soundtracks and extensive footage from many old movies, this spoof/homage of 1950's...

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The Craven Cove Murders

as Risher
Released: 2002-10-11

Lucas Swan, owner of a bed and breakfast, authored a book on a rash of murders a few years...

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Sexual Witchcraft

as Cooper
Released: 2011-10-18

Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Michelle Bauer is not happy about it. Christine...

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Dracula: A Cinematic Scrapbook

as Narrator
Released: 1991-01-01

A history of the famous vampire of books and movies, using film clips, previews and other methods.

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Shock Cinema: Volume Two

as Self
Released: 1991-01-01

Hour long documentary features interviews with filmmakers, actors and others who work low budget...

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Bikini Royale 2

as Newton
Released: 2010-01-18

When an enemy spy ring is discovered to be operating out of a Madame Zola's House of Tarts,...

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Auteur on the Campus: Jack Arnold at Universal!

as Self
Released: 2012-12-04

A documentary about the career of director Jack Arnold at Universal-International Studios. (An...

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Bewitched Housewives

as Brother Hopkins
Released: 2007-04-08

In 1692 Salem an accused witch is rescued at the last moment by the Sisterhood of Witches and...

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Bikini Royale

as Newton
Released: 2008-07-01

Special Agent Tanya X attempts to unmask enemy agents who are passing top secret missile plans...

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Witchouse II: Blood Coven

as Knowledgable Man
Released: 1999-11-20

When an old house in a small town is razed to make way for a shopping mall, the crew unearths...

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Illicit Desires

as Hammer
Released: 2018-04-03

Peeks behind the curtain into the world of an adult toy manufacturer. And what a world it is!...

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A Passion to Kill

as Charles
Released: 1999-01-01

Erotic thriller with sci-fi elements.

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The Lair

as uncredited
First aired: 2007-08-01

The Lair is an American gay-themed vampire television series produced by here! in 2007. The...

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