Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
(1969)

Heironymus Merkin, the most talented movie star who ever sang, danced and loved girls, girls, girls.

Released: 1969-03-19

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Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.

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Anthony Newley

as Heironymous Merkin

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Joan Collins

as Polyester Poontang

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Bruce Forsyth

as Uncle Limelight

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Milton Berle

as Goodtime Eddie Filth

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Stubby Kaye

as Fat Writer

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George Jessel

as The Presence

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Tara Newley

as Thumbelina

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Ronald Rubin

as Skinny Writer

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Louis Negin

as Producer Peter

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Tom Stern

as Producer Ron

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Judy Cornwell

as Filigree Fondle

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Margaret Nolan

as Little Assistance

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Yolanda

as Trampolena Whambang

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Lynda Baron

as Salesgirl

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Richard Williams

Opening Title Sequence

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George Fowler

Associate Producer

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Otto Heller

Director of Photography

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Bill Constable

Art Direction

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Scott Slimon

Set Decoration

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Anthony Newley

Original Music Composer

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