Hayseed
(1997)

Released: 1997-09-17

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In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

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Paul Bellini

as Gordie's Dad

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Bruce Deller

as Mr. Black Laquer

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Elva Mai Hoover

as Auntie Charity

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Bruce LaBruce

as Mr. Chartreuse

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Dan Lett

as Liam Burbage

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Steve McKay

as Speedo (voice)

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Mark McKinney

as Alien Doctor

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Dan Redican

as The Saddest Man in the World

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