Pretty Dead Things
(2006)

Death Never Looked This Good

Released: 2006-10-26

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Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

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Patrick Pitu

as Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

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William DeCoff

as John Welles

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Danielle Lozeau

as Jennifer Bond

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Ashley Eaton

as Shelby St. Exxmin

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Ross Kelly

as Rex Van Horn

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Alexandra Johnson

as Female Stripper

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