The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
(2008)

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Released: 2008-09-18

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From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Paul Clemens

as Jack Cucchiaio

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Fay Kato

as The Mystic

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Melissa Paladino

as The Girlfriend

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Brian Rohan

as The Murderer

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Richard Gale

as Narrator (voice)

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