The Onion Movie
(2008)

America's Finest News Source.

Released: 2008-05-31

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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Len Cariou

as Norm Archer

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Steven Seagal

as Cock Puncher

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Larissa Laskin

as Dana Dobbs

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Ken Takemoto

as Sensei

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Don McManus

as Dennis McCormick

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Michael Bolton

as Michael Bolton

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Ahmed Ahmed

as Ahmed

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Brendan Fletcher

as White Black Guy Tim

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Daniel Dae Kim

as Ivy Leaguer

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Meredith Baxter

as Cooking Show Chef

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Jed Rees

as Wizard Proteus

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Rodney Dangerfield

as Rodney Dangerfield

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Ahmed B. Badran

as Peruvian

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Brian Powell

as Typical Neighbor Husband

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Scott Klace

as Kip Kendall

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Barbara Pilavin

as Alzheimers Old Lady

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Sandy Kenyon

as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

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Orlando Seale

as Producer

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Erik Stolhanske

as Producer

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Sarah McElligott

as Melissa Cherry

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